Fallen Fossil

- If you feel offended by any of my books, you should leave. 

- If you are someone wanting to promote their books, website, brand, whatever, you should leave.

- If you are someone who wants to 'talk' to me about my 'amazing books' then you should leave. I've gotten so many messages how people have stumbled onto my books and how they want me to 'take advantage' or 'use it to fulfil my writer destiny'. Yes, I've gotten cringy, weird, shit messages like that before. 

- My books are meant to be funny and/or relatable; they are not 'rude' or 'offensive'. So, you should leave if you find them negative in any way. Some are even cute and/or wholesome.