Lau

Warning, faggotry entry of 2013. 
Hello everyone, I be thee mighty faggot samaOr faggot-sama-senpai-sensei-sama-san!
Joke. -___-
I'm Lauren, Such a plain name.  I know.
Right then I guess, down to business with my bitches.
As said before, I'm Lauren, I'm 15 years old and love art. 
Meaning I love photography, drawing, painting and yes... Explosions, I mean who doesn't like mass-destruction?
The colour blue is just, oh my goodness. Just saying.

One day I wish to have a pet goat and call it Hector... Merherherher.
Ohh, another thing, If I had a dick then I'd probably hit people with it. WIth that image in my head I just imagine bursting into a random classroom with my pants down whilst the teacher starts to freak out while I run at her. 
She screams as I laugh harder, trip her and sit next to her and start hitting her with my peepee. 
No doubt I'd end up shouting at her and make her cry more over the fact this female with male genitals is slapping her across her cheeks with a penis.
Cough. Why, wasn't that some good food poisoning.