The annoying Sugar Daddy (Yoonmin) *Completed*

Seventy-one

"How do you...". "Namjoon called me". Hoseok spat. "Take me to my fucking cousin Jimin". Hoseok glares at me and I sighed. "Come".

"Yoongi!". Hoseok ran over to his cousin and grabbed his hand. "He's... Ok right?". Hoseok asked. "Yes". I replied. "Thank god". Hoseok sighs in relief. "What the hell happened to him?". Hoseok asked. "Namjoon didn't tell you?". I said. "No, he just told me that Yoongi got hurt". Hoseok says. "Fucking lazy ass". I scratched my head and told Hoseok what happened.

"You... What?". Hoseok blinks at me. "Yeah... I'm fucking crazy". I said. "Especially when someone I love is in danger". I told him. "Aww... That's sickening". Hoseok gagged. "By the way, this is like your billionth time coming here and you STILL haven't brought Xiu over here". I pouted. "Can't bring him if he can't move". Hoseok smirks.

"I'll kill you". I hissed. "And I believe you". Hoseok says. "But it's not my fault Jimin, he begs and I can't so no to begging". Hoseok grins. "You sicken me". I said. "Thank you, thank you, I can't please you all... No matter how much I want too". Hoseok grabs his chest. "Get out". I said. "But I just got here!". Hoseok whines.

"I don't... Wait!". I yelled when Hoseok runs in the bathroom. "Jimin... Why is there a body in the tub?". Hoseok asked blankly. "I'm going to set it on fire". I told him. "Why?". Hoseok looks at me. "That's Shark". I said. "Boil that bastard!". Hoseok yells. "No... Acid". Hoseok nods. "Acid will get rid of his dna". Hoseok smiles. "Umm...". I looked him up and down.

"Yeah... I'm also crazy". Hoseok said. "No, no, no". I shook my head. "You can't be crazy AND a sadist... That shit ain't right". I said. "I'm not a sadist though...". Hoseok tilts his head. "Yes you are". I said. "Just because I want my part... ". "Xiumin". I cut in and Hoseok sighs. "Just because I want Xiumin to feel a extreme amount of pleasure, doesn't make me a sadist".

"I'm just a pleaser, nothing more". Hoseok said. "Namjoon and Jungkook... Those two are completely different". Hoseok said. "Shut up". Yoongi groaned. "Yoongi!". I ran over to him. "How are you feeling? Are you hungry? Thirsty? Did I miss a bitch that hurt you?". I asked. "I can use some water". Yoongi says.

"You, go get my man some water". I waved my hand at Hoseok. "Little motherfucker, you ain't talking to... Eek!". Hoseok ducks when I shot at him. "Go get my man some motherfuckering WATER!". I screamed. "Ok!". Hoseok trips while running out the room. "That was hot". Yoongi said and I kissed his cheek. "Thank you". I giggled.

"Now... What's this about a body in a tub?". Yoongi looks at me and I gulped.

"I can explain".