Hi, Richard.
Great to see you.
Or not see you, really.
Sorry.
I didn't want to break up with you over text.
So I decided to do it in a poem instead.
Because that's a healthy way to do it.
Right?
Anyway.
Uhh I'm taking the kids.
You should probably shorten your name to Rich and buy a Porsche.
Girls love that.
Anyway.
Sorry to tell you the day your entire extended family died in a horrible fire.
My therapist says I need to start doing things for me.
And hey, think how much money you saved on cremation!
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Poetic Injustice
HumorThe long-anticipated sequel to the indomitable 'Sarcastic Poetry'; this slim and elegant volume reprises its delectably deep understanding of the 21st Century zeitgeist, alongside the characteristic and markedly exquisite illustrations seen in its p...
