[ How you react when Cartman tries to steal your food ]
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Aries: "Bitch, this is my food."
Taurus: -goes to a different seat/table-
Gemini: "Here." -gives Cartman your food- "I'm not hungry."
Cancer: "Get your own food."
Leo: "I'll buy you a Big Mac if you don't touch my food."
Virgo: "Fatass.."
Libra: -eats the food before he could lay a finger on it-
Scorpio: -Gives him a salad-
Sagittarius: "Do you need fucking lunch money or what?"
Capricorn: "I'll make you eat from the fucking trash can if you try to steal my food."
Aquarius: "Try me."
Pisces: -slowly reaches for the butter knife-
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South Park Zodiacs
RandomI made this because there aren't enough South Park Zodiacs. \(.<.)/ Anyways, enjoy this book. STARTED: June 10, 2017 Highest: #44 in Random (Thank you!) #1 in Bored (HOW?! TYSM)
