Meh: okay now we have, yas! Another one of my OTP'S it's called Jeverus!
Meh: I got loads more!
Meh: *wiping away fake tears* so cute~Sev: E-EHHHHH?! WHY WOULD YOU SHOW THEM THESE?!?!? *dying of embarrassment*
Dray: what the hell?
Meh: see people this is what's interesting hold on, Potter this is where your surprise takes place *waves hand and teleports Jamie Boi and Lily*
Meh: aiii, Douchebag! *hugs James*
Jamie boi: hey bitch how you doin'?
Meh: nothing really anyway go say hi to Potter!
Jamie boi: Harry! *runs and hugs him* how have you been?
Le chosen one: *crying tears of joy* dad!
Lily: awwww, oh Sev! *goes and hugs him*
Sev: Lily! Long time no see *still blushing*
Lily: hey wait a second why're re you blushing???
Sev: just look at the screen
Lily: oh nice! But why're you blushing? You two are literally married?
Le chosen one: WHAT?!
Meh: well you see Potter, Sev and James have been married for a few years also Lily is not you're real mom, she's you're biological mother Sev is your other dad
Le chosen one: *in utter disbelief*
James: what she said is true
Sev: it is true P-Harry
Lucious: obviously! they started dating in 5th year and they were like the cutest couple in the whole castle not that I like the idea of my best friend married to Potter, but it's a ship from me...
Meh: great!
Lily: yes Harry it is true,
Dray: well I guess it's a ship?
Mione: that's shocking but I guess I'll say ship?
Weasle: this is.....extremely awkward and shocking, since Harry doesn't really like professor Snape..... But I guess it's a ship?
Luna: this is nice,its a ship from me
Neville: not going to say anything but ship......
Le chosen one: S-ship.........
Pansy: I mean I think it's a ship? Yeah it's a ship
Meh: great Blaise buddy, vote and we'll see if this ship has sailed or sunk
Blaise: okay..... I guess it'll be a ship from me?
Meh: alright let's count the votes!
Ships: 11 (including me)
Sinks: 0
Meh: and Jeverus has sailed, I mean I was expecting it to sail cause they're married and everything
Jamie boi: *kissing Sev*
Meh: go get a room you two, there are more people here.... {not me of course!}
Jamie boi: *sticks tounge out at me*
Meh: bitch! *also sticks tounge out*
Le chosen one: this isn't gonna stop anytime soon, so let's just say bye, bye!
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Harry Potter characters react to ships~
FanfictionBasically what the title says, also I made this cause I was sad