Bonus #1: How Zombie Are You?

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Finally, it's here—the personality quiz we've all been waiting for! Count how many of these describe you to find out how zombie you are.

1. You frequently enter a room and then forget why you are there.

2. You often respond using rote memory instead of logic.
—Example: "Happy birthday!" "You, too!"

3. Your hygiene is questionable.

4. You fear fire.

5. You possess unusual strength or speed.
—Note: could also indicate relation to Fennikk

6. The cold doesn't bother you.
—Note: could also indicate relation to Elsa

7. "Freedom" is one of your favorite words.

8. Others sometimes find your behavior disconcerting.

9. You enjoy unusual snacks.
—Example: PB & pickle, rice with ketchup, human flesh

10. You trust technology more than humans.


0-2     Perfect bait material!     (probably human)

3-5     Well, that's not ideal.     (Freshly-Baked)

6-8     Who's got an extra TV?  (Overcooked)

9-10   Shit, you're fucked.       (Fully-Fermented)


Comment here to let everyone know if they need to avoid you →


(Bonus inspired by RowanCarver <3)

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