𝙨𝙖𝙮 𝙢𝙮 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝘸𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘢𝘯

[✐] twenty-seven

Unknown number
Do you still have that candy?

Wooyoungie
no sorry, I ran out
my 5 year old alter ate it all

Unknown number
well
he must have learned from the best

Wooyoungie
ofc
don't tell my hyungs tho
they'd kill me
they still haven't figured it out
hihi

Wooyoungie
bc I'm a f*cking pro😜

Unknown number
about that tally
I mentioned before...

Wooyoungie
OH COME ON
I EVEN CENSORED IT

Unknown number
fine
I'll let this one slide
but watch your mouth, baby boy
or I might have to shut you up

Wooyoungie
what if I want you to shut me up?
*innocent eyes*

Unknown number
bold move there, kitten

Wooyoungie
KITTEN?

Wooyoungie
NO

Wooyoungie
just-

Unknown number
don't worry
it'll grow on you

Unknown number
like baby boy

Wooyoungie
I'm NOT a kitten

Wooyoungie
if I'm anything
then I'm a holy f- TIGER

Unknown number
of course, you are
a baby tiger then?

Wooyoungie
or maybe a lion

Wooyoungie
Gryffindor wins!!

Unknown number
is that you, madam hooch?

Wooyoungie
omg

Unknown number
I'm Slytherin though

Wooyoungie
wait what
YOU are SLYTHERIN?
how is that even possible?

Wooyoungie
you personality and Slytherin...
WHAT

Unknown number
ask the algorithm
of that website

Unknown number
but I like Slytherin
it's by far the best dressed house ;)
the only one with a sense for fashion

Wooyoungie
and suddenly everything makes sense😱

Wooyoungie
I still think
you look more like a cat
than a snake tho

Unknown number
I do?

Unknown number
also you're aware of the fact that
your house has
nothing to do with your looks, right?

Wooyoungie
yes ofc
shut up!
I have THE theory

Wooyoungie
ohhh
I KNOW
you're only UNDERCOVER!!!

Wooyoungie
I'm amazing
this is the perfect idea

Wooyoungie
and irl we are best friends
from the same house
and work both against the bad guy
who doesn't even have a nose

Wooyoungie
you were sorted in Slytherin
bc ur a SPYY

Wooyoungie
someone should make a movie out of this

Wooyoungie
San?
hello?

Wooyoungie
I can see you're reading these
you're online
why aren't u answering😭

Unknown number
I thought
you told me to shut up?
*innocently confused*

Wooyoungie
EYE-

Wooyoungie
drop the act
there is nothing innocent about you

Unknown number
right I forgot
that's you...

Wooyoungie
I think

Wooyoungie
I'm gonna give up

San 😺🌋
too bad...
it's so fun to tease you

Wooyoungie
I've noticed

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A/N
double update because I want you to keep scrolling, far far away from this terrible and cringy chapter...

any Potterheads around? I live for that world... god bless JK Rowling🙏

edit: when I wrote this, I was unaware of JK Rowling's discrimination against transgender people and lgbtq. I don't support her views, obviously, I'm writing a gay fanfiction ffs, but I won't let her narrow-minded opinion ruin the Harry Potter universe for me.