The prank

Chapter 7

Harry's POV

I woke up feeling well rested. Happily I clambered out of bed and walked across my dorm to my drawer. I opened it and pulled out a shirt, a skirt (I'm assuming house elves replaced my trousers with skirts), underwear, socks and a tie.

I walked into the bathroom and decided just to have a quick shower before getting dressed. I washed my hair and rinsed it out before climbing out. After wrapping my hair and body in a towel, I walked into my dorm and began to put my clothes on.

It took me around 10 minutes to work out how to put on a bra. As I finally pulled the straps over my shoulders I felt it loosen around my waist and breasts. I realised it must be self adjusting.

I decided to take my hair out of the towel and brush it. It shocked me how long it was. I used my wand to dry it and my hair fell in soft ringlet curls down my back.

I quickly donned the rest of my uniform before I walked over to my shelf, grabbed the books I needed for the day and walked out - parchment, ink and quill already secured in my bag.

I walked amicably down the stairs and along the corridors, wondering how people would react to my new look.

When I reached the entrance to the Great hall, I took a deep breath and walked in.

I strolled down the Gryffindor table until I found Hermione then I sat down.

"Hey Hermione," I said cheerfully.

"Hey Harry, wow that uniform suits you well and your hair looks amazing," she gushed.

I grinned bashfully then turned at the sound of another girl's voice.

"Hey Hermione, oh hello who might you be?" Ginny asked.

"Hey Gin and Tonic," I laughed.

She gaped at me before whispering "Harry is that you?"

"Yep, and before you ask it's a prank." I responded.

Understanding dawned in her eyes before she began to laugh. "Well I must say you look gorgeous, your hair is stunning,"

"Thanks," I grinned.

I'm not used to hearing compliments however it does feel nice sometimes.

"Seamus can you pass the toast?" I asked as I realised how hungry I was.

"Sure...Harry is it just me or have you grown a rather nice looking bait of boobs," Seamus stated passing me the rack of toast.

"Oi eyes up here Mr, and yes I have. As for how, well that's for me to know and for you to find out," I grinned.

Seamus laughed as I stuffed a slice of toast into my mouth. I have gotten used to the staring I get from other people but I think I will have to get used to it all over again since they will be staring at my tits rather than at my scar.

As I finished my toast, Hermione got up.

"Hermione what do we have first?" I asked as I stood up.

"Double potions," she responded.

This was going to be amazing. According to Sirius my mum was friends with Snape. Time for some revenge. For the first time in...ever, I ran to potions. Hermione just behind me - probably confused at my sudden excitement.

"Harry wait up," Hermione gasped as I ran down the dungeon corridor.

I slowed down as I saw a crowd of Slytherins waiting outside the classroom.

Malfoy sauntered over and after looking me up and down said "well aren't you a beautiful little lady,"

I tried not to grimace, instead I played along with it and swooned "oh wow that means so much coming from you Draco darling. What's that on your chest?"

Draco looked down and snickered "oh yes this is some of my fine work, look" he pressed the badge and a message emblazoned in clashing neon colours glared back at me 'Potter Stinks'.

"Oooo how childishly brilliant, Potter is going to be so mad," I responded.

Malfoy took my hand and brought it up to his lips, kissing my knuckles. "I am Draco Malfoy, heir to the house of Malfoy. And who might you be my dear?"

I tried so hard not to vomit but continued with my act, "you mean after everything we have been through together Draco you still don't recognise me? I'm so offended."

"I did not mean to offend you it is just I would surely recognise a girl as stunning as you," Malfoy responded quickly.

"Really Draco darling you think I'm stunning. Oh that's so nice to hear, I think I might swoon," I said, keeping my fake act up.

"Well you're the most beautiful girl I have ever met," Malfoy responded giving me what he thought was a winning smile.

I pretend to swoon again "aww you're so sweet Draco darling."

It was at this point, Hermione (who had arrived just as my conversation with Malfoy began) broke and couldn't keep it together any longer. She began howling with laughter.

"Harry- you flirting- this is priceless- can't breathe-"

Malfoy looked horrified as he gasped "What Potter!?"

"Yes Draco darling?" I responded, lifting my hair to the side slightly so that my famous lighting bolt scar was visible.

"What- you- I was," he spluttered. His complexion rapidly turning a sickly green colour.

I fluttered my eyelashes and responded "oh it's so nice to know what you really think of me Draco darling. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside."

Malfoy looked as though he was going to throw up and faint at the same time. It was hilarious.

I stopped my act then shouted "Let this be the day you will always remember as the day DRACO MALFOY flirtwd with me HARRY POTTER. All of you fuckers who didn't believe me now have proof I didn't put my name in the goblet of fire unless I was always a girl. The marauders are back baby!" The last part I whispered to myself as I walked over to the door, eagerly awaiting Snape to open it and see his worst nightmare.

After only a minute of waiting, Snape opened the door with a bang.

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